{"id":986,"date":"2015-04-03T10:06:46","date_gmt":"2015-04-03T17:06:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theredactedfiles.com\/?p=986"},"modified":"2015-04-02T11:24:31","modified_gmt":"2015-04-02T18:24:31","slug":"whats-weird-on-kickstarter-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theredactedfiles.com\/?p=986","title":{"rendered":"What’s Weird on Kickstarter"},"content":{"rendered":"

I spend a lot of time perusing Kickstarter, so I find some more….unique stuff among the stuff I actually want to buy.<\/p>\n

For instance, the Condom Cooler<\/a>. At first I thought it was funny because who wants a cold condom? To say nothing of the fact that it would make it less reliable. But no. The name just refers to it being a “cooler” way to carry around your condoms. Which….well, judge for yourself.<\/p>\n

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Yeah….<\/p>\n

I don’t know where you could put an ass to slap whenever you want though. But if you need a butt light that turns on when slapped, pinched or squeezed (or maybe turns you on?), this is the product for you. It also jiggles.\u00a0However, if I walked into a bar or office and someone was busy groping a butt on the wall, I think I might turn around and go the other way.<\/p>\n

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I’m growing my hair out for the first time in 8 years, and I haven’t had any problems that would induce me to wear this in the shower.<\/p>\n

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And what about your poor butt? I deserves to get clean. I think the thing that stood out to me the most with The Shower Apron<\/a> was the creepy headless mannequin that has no head, but still has lovely long hair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I spend a lot of time perusing Kickstarter, so I find some more….unique stuff among the stuff I actually want to buy. For instance, the Condom Cooler. At first I thought it was funny because who wants a cold condom? To say nothing of the fact that it would make it less reliable. 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