While looking for neat things to pledge for on Kickstarter sometimes I come across…other things.

For instance, there apparently is a need out there to be able to dispense candy or gum from your phone. Maybe you could use it as a gag where you pretend to get candy from playing Candy Crush? I don’t know. I just don’t know what the point of iConGum is.

Continuing the smart phone weirdness is the PhoneDrone which you can use to spy on yourself. With your phone in a drone. I don’t think I would ever want to put my super expensive phone in something that goes up in the air and flies around. Why not just get a normal drone with a camera in it? Maybe I’m just really worried about breaking my phone. And creeped out by drones.

The last item this time isn’t smartphone related, but I can’t even with it so here you go. Ever been curled up in your snuggie next to your loved one in their snuggie, then been overcome with the urge to give them a hand job, but your snuggie is in the way ruining everything and then your entire relationship collapses because you don’t have easy access to each other’s genitals?

Then get the pokie! A snuggie with intimacy holes! And a button up back! And deep pockets? Worried you aren’t hip enough to fuck while wearing a blanket? Don’t worry – it comes with the Pokie Sutra. So yeah.