What’s Weird on Kickstarter

I spend a lot of time perusing Kickstarter, so I find some more….unique stuff among the stuff I actually want to buy.

For instance, the Condom Cooler. At first I thought it was funny because who wants a cold condom? To say nothing of the fact that it would make it less reliable. But no. The name just refers to it being a “cooler” way to carry around your condoms. Which….well, judge for yourself.

Yeah….

I don’t know where you could put an ass to slap whenever you want though. But if you need a butt light that turns on when slapped, pinched or squeezed (or maybe turns you on?), this is the product for you. It also jiggles. However, if I walked into a bar or office and someone was busy groping a butt on the wall, I think I might turn around and go the other way.

I’m growing my hair out for the first time in 8 years, and I haven’t had any problems that would induce me to wear this in the shower.

And what about your poor butt? I deserves to get clean. I think the thing that stood out to me the most with The Shower Apron was the creepy headless mannequin that has no head, but still has lovely long hair.

Megan loves RPGs, cephalopods, robots, dice, and Kickstarter campaigns related to the above. She is a co-founder of The Redacted Files and runs our Numenera, Pathfinder, and Horror on the Orient Express campaigns, as well as the Trail of Cthulhu one-shots.

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